Alexander Schukin

He’s disarmingly cute at the outset, before you even can clock his superhuman development. And that, coupled with his comparatively soft, off-season condition, makes him even sexier. We’re lulled into considering him as someone we might actually encounter in real life, not so big as to be beyond our reach. The brief shirtless revelation of his immense upper body soon dispels that notion, but this still serves as a pleasant fantasy wank.

my favourite Ruskie otter cub