Best of Arnold

As a young teen, seeing the 75 Mr. America on TV impelled me to explore the muscle mags at the newsstand where I typically got my comics. I soon bought some and began stroking myself as I pored over them. After edging for a while, one magic day, having acquired an issue of Muscle Mag, I saw a pic of Arnold’s gigantic side-chest and exploded. Caught unawares, I hurried to clean the mess, but the ecstasy was unforgettable. Years later, as an adult, I'd rent this film, slo-mo this scene and blow.

Obviously one of the all time greats, but I just never found him in the least bit sexy. Back in those days I was more into Franco Columbu.

Would have loved to be there!