THE COACH

Christ, he looks exactly like my middle school Gym Instructor: Beefy, Masculine, Blonde hair INCLUDING the slightly receding hairline

Would love to rim out that hot cartoon coach's muscle ass -- just like I longed to rim out Mr. Richmond's hot ass in junior high!

There are coaches out there in real life that are built like the coach in the cartoon. They look like a walking sex machine standing next to the smaller high school boys.

You know, you're right. All the big bodybuilder types I've met have only wanted dick up their muscled asses -- lord love 'em. But as a teen, you'd think the horny, more experienced coach would be the one to open those tender teen holes for the first time

Maybe a comment on life itself. How often do you meet a muscle stud who says basically "You Tarzan, Me Jane" ?!?

I love these vintage cartoons. But why is the coach usually the bottom?