MUSCLE WORSHIP !

Ass-fanciers who visited NYC's Gaiety Theater in the mid-1990s recall BIG FRANK--a Montreal stripper who was a regular there. When he bounded onstage the floorboards shook and the chandeliers in the Hojo's below began to sway. His humungous beach-ball butt wow'd the crowd, and he spent little offstage time without some gourmet's tongue wedged up there.